Why do people with a foot fetish always lose?

Q. Why do people with a foot fetish always lose? A. Because they know the taste of defeat.

And thus the innaugral joke of "Joke Me Daddy" was made. The only question is...why?

Being a daddy means delivering great verbal that makes sluts listen and obey. With unprecedented access to fetish porn thinks are starting to become desensitised to the frenzied cries of “suck it bitch” and “Yeah, Fuck Yeah”. 

As a part of our quest for relevance we kick off our search for the best inappropriate daddy joke. Not to get ahead of ourselves - but we may even have a vote. A yearly vote. Televised! No wait...I overshot that a bit