What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking?

As a part of our quest for relevance we keep plugging away with our string of posts focusing on one of my great lives - inappropriate daddy jokes.

Q. What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking?

A. Use more lube. 

Great fan of this joke as there are many opportunities to whip it out during conversation with trade - and have it slot in organically. 

it does have a few other iterations too. For example:

Q. What should you do if your boyfriend starts choking?

A. Pull out a few inches.

What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking?
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